blond zijn is ook verhelderend

I see a blond hair and I want to paint it black

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened.

Man bites harmonica.

Sterf, sterf en bederf. Haal die R'n'B van het hiphop erf.

Russel spoke a prayer and asked for forgiveness. Then he swung the heavy pipe and put Adolf Hitler out of his misery.

Kilroy, Christ and Shakespeare all stopped- before we join these others, I privately say to you, old friend (onto you, I'm afraid), please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).

Kids of today have to defend them self against the seventies.

The meek ain't going to inherit shit, 'cause I'll take it.

Shame rhymes with pride.

Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream.

better a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

my friends think I am ugly. I got a masculine face.

It is everybody elses fault I was perfectly happy before I was born.

to kill a cop, it to open a door.

shake for me, baby. I wanna be your back door man.

everybody must get stoned!

the moon smells like firecrackers

I think there is a frog in my cerial.

i'll be wearing an apron instead of a name

four a.m. we'll start te miracle now.

when angry count four; when very angry, swear.

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everybody to see whether it will bear.

assassination: the extreme form of censorship.

Woe the hand that shed this costly blood.

not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down.

babies are such a nice way to start people.

(she)burned her ships and the lighthouse too.

I am fond of children...except boys.

FUTURE. see also: PAST, PRESENT

See the Light.

Hope burns eternal

I lend my shotgun to Kurt cobain, and the motherfucker never brought it back again.

We got to get that railing fixed, or we are going to have a serious accident.

Governments, like diapers, must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Some men like fishing, and some men like fouling, some men like to hear the canonballs rOAring. Me I like sleeping, specially in molly's chambers. But here I am in prison, here I am with ball and chains, yeah.

In the beginning there was nothing.
And even that exploded .....

...The head, body, etc. goes here...

tot de schijt ons doodt

Veni, Vidi, Velpon (hij kwam, hij zag en hij bleef plakken)

Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.

Consciousness: that annoying time between drunkness

We have enough youth; how about a Fountain of Smart?

I put you on you on a pedestal, and you put me on the pill

Cheapness in case of a monstermovie has nothing to do with the budget of the film........although it helps.

Als er twijfel was ontstaan over Zon en Maan, waren ze dadelijk uitgegaan.

I am a man, hit the streets at the age of three

Bear in mind in this context:
-your reader-
-whoever pays for your time equipment and connectivity-
-your government-
and try not to upset any of them.

Film, 24 verschillende fotos per seconde. Je kunt natuurlijk nooit zien wat er echt word weergegeven. Dus als het medum je al voor de gek houd. Vind ik dat het verhaal dat ook moet doen. Dus als er in een film niet op z'n minst 4 miljoen dollar aan speciale effecten wordt uitgegeven, lees ik wel een boek.

The ego has landed

Einstein: "Mijn vrouw begrijpt mij niet."

Wie met beide benen op de grond blijft staan, komt geen stap verder

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Beschaving is een zeer dun laagje vernis dat gemakkelijk in alcohol kan worden opgelost.

Homer: "Don't the have a pole for that sign?"
Bart: "That is a hitchhicker, dad."

Got my mind on the money, and the dope up my ass.

Don't drink and drive, Use crack and fly.

Fake it 'till you make it

Graffiti is een daad van bevestiging

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This is a church, Mike

The early cat catches the bird.

I will still be mad at the world, even if it would apogize to me.

Needing needles like the beatles needs Ringo.

who shot who in the what now?

Op de dag van de kater is er geen bier

Ik heb het primeur op mijn eigen leven

You scream out lazy, you must be crazy, thought I was a donut and tried to glaze me

Come down off the cross, we can use the wood

Some people tell me that I need help. Some people should fuck off and go to hell.

want to give her something better than me

Wake up and spit out the coffee

Try to make it real. (but compared to what?)

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Sniffing glue, and I am still not together

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

A man who believes his dreams are real is said to be deranged, dreams a compensations for the things I can not change.

Het enige waar ik over heb nagedacht, is dat ik te veel nadenk

fuck the crossroads, I will rent a car

reason with your head, not other people

ik ben binnen

geld maakt niet gelukkig maar gelukkig word er wel geld gemaakt

For the average American freedom of speech is simply the freedom to repeat what everyone else is saying and no more.

"If anyone can hear me, hear this. My mind is my centre and everything that happens there is my responsibilty. Other people may believe what it pleases them to believe, but I will do nothing without I know the reason why and know it clearly. If you want something then let me know, but do not you dare touch my mind."

"Don't you answer your telephone?"
"I like it to ring a little, gives 'em a chance to change their mind."
"Who?"
"Anybody."

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music..."

"Everything I say will be used against YOU!."

I see a blond hair and I want to paint it black

Oplossingen zijn de belangrijkste oorzaken van problemen

my job is living, and the payment is the job itself

"you can't hang a man for killing a woman who's trying to steel his horse..."

...and you don't know what lonesome is until you starting hurting cows.

... and monkeys flew out of my butt and wrote The Complete Shakespeare.

Beter een column over een moord dan een moord over een column.

Two damn things that will break your heart modern love and modern art

...want als je een dichtertje bent, dan lopen de mooiste meisjes altijd aan den overkant van de gracht.

Werkelijk competente mensen doen nergens aan mee, omdat ze weten dat nergens iets van terecht komt.

als je altijd alles kut vindt, heb je automatisch wel eens gelijk

freedom is like shit when it's given to you, it's essential you make your own!

I can't love you.